Tweets

• Me: Listen to scientists! Vaccinate your kids! Also me: God, raw cookie dough is good. Give me those uncooked eggs. 19 hours ago
• So, when people hated the look of @SonicMovie, the filmmakers invested time and money to make it look better. Judgi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 21 hours ago
• RT @joshgondelman: I accidentally signed up for Disney- and it’s just the scenes where animated characters watch their parents die. :( 6 days ago
• What was the first thing you watched on Disney plus? This household put on Great Muppet Caper, and that's only beca… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
• It was an absolute delight to #foster Dash Snow, the sweetest of all #kittens #kitten #adoptdontshop @SanteDOr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago
• RT @jameelajamil: Trying is winning. Failure still makes you a legend, because you tried in the first place. 💪🏽 https://t.co/ZbqtG6sAU4 1 month ago
• My wife went from teaching first grade for 13 years to today, where she's assisting with a surgery. I'm going to ad… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 month ago
• RT @Peepoposoft: Oh to be a cello, held firm between the knees of a stern, well heeled woman as she throttles my neck and mimics sawing me… 2 months ago
• I don't know how to tell you this, but this is it. This is all we get. So, how you spend your time, and whom you c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 months ago
• August: I worked out everyday this month. I'm feeling pretty good about myself. September 1st: I just spent five… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 months ago