Tweets

• Well, @NFL @nflcommish, you finally did it. You finally pushed me to find something new to do with my Sundays. Than… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 1 day ago
• RT @davidhogg111: You know if the government has enough info to send me a draft card on my 18th birthday they should just register me to vo… 1 day ago
• Hey @AmericanExpress, “Don’t live life without it” is very aggressive. Take it down a notch. 1 week ago
• “These aren’t people. These are animals.” -our president referring to actual human beings 1 week ago
• My world is a richer, kinder place because of all the wonderful mothers I have the privilege of knowing. #HappyMothersDay 1 week ago
• Thank you @nbc 1 week ago
• Never mind. Back to not sending @hulu any money twitter.com/aespiano/statu… 1 week ago
• You want to know how to make me finally sign up for @hulu? Make it the only place to watch new @Brooklyn99FOX. 1 week ago
• So @FOXTV doesn’t do comedy anymore? @Brooklyn99FOX is the only thing I’ve watched on fox for four years. 2 weeks ago
• .@GavinNewsom please stop cold texting people for votes. I support you and I’m convinced this technique will cost y… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2 weeks ago